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Can you achieve more than 100%?

2007-07-24 13:43:37 / 天氣: 晴朗 / 心情: 平靜 / 置頂(1)

Just received it from my friend and it's interesting to share this article with you guys.  I finally realized that being a asskissing is something that I can never achieve as I can only pay 100% effort in my work at most!!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that m ight help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.


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9_9 私 9 刪除 9_9 發佈於2007-08-16 19:29:10
It's glad that you share the same feeling with me :)
~ 零距離 ~ 刪除 Ada 發佈於2007-08-15 16:31:17
9_9~I got this by email and I saw it before...quite funny!!
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